I'm going to make this one short today. I told you so!
Just 11 days ago, we here at The Dash Files called B.S. on Miami Mayor Francis Suarez's comical campaign for President. We knew he wasn't for real - we knew he has no qualifications to run a country of 330 million people after serving as the mayor of a small fraction of the Miami metroplex. We told you he was a grifter who didn't actually plan on becoming President; all he wants is to run for President to avoid prosecution for his rampant corruption.
We're not even 2 weeks in, and Francis Suarez was recently interviewed on the The Hugh Hewitt Show, and he couldn't even say who the Uyghurs are. And I don't mean he took a few seconds to remember. When I say be couldn't remember, I mean it -
Hewitt: "Will you be talking about the Uyghurs in your campaign?"
Suarez: "The what?"
Hewitt: "The Uyghurs."
Suarez: "What's a Uyghur?"
Hewitt: "Okay, we'll come back to that. Uhh...Let me, you won't be...you've got to get smart on that."
Oops! Oh, you know, just a little group of people in western China being subjected to ethnic cleansing. No big deal, right? Perhaps this man actually doesn't know how to be President. Maybe it's possible that I was right when I said that his goal was never to actually be President; it was all a phony act to play off any indictment by the Justice Department as political persecution. I present to you, the phoniest...the dumbest...and the most fraudulent campaign of the year!
Nice job, Mr. Ponzi Postalita! You couldn't even make it past week 2. You actually managed to make your brand rise and fall faster than your crypto bro friend, Mr. Sam Bankman Fried. Even he made it past the "who is this guy" phase. You stuck around just about as long as a fart in a hurricane. That's quite an accomplishment!
So long, fool!
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